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Tontolini · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:14 pm

That sucks man. Bastards.

Why would they deny a fine fellow such as yourself entry to the land of the free?

Bet they charged you for the visa app. too. Land of the free? Bollocks.

Andrechi · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:30 pm

Tontolini wrote:

Bet they charged you for the visa app. too. Land of the free? Bollocks.

Hell they did, I spent almost $200 so that they could say "NO" to my face. The one who made the interview was an asshole anyways. They might just be afraid I stay there and make a taco bussines and be more succesful in life... I still have my germany visa so I might as well take the vacations there or somewhere in europe (I think that visa might help, or at least better that it did for the US one)

Billy_McBong · **Posted:** Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:38 am

Andrechi wrote:

Today I got my US visa denied (again). If I go through raft or boat to the US will you be there to pick me up?

That really sucks dude. Why was it denied?
And sure but how long before I can actually do it depends on where you would land.

Tontolini wrote:

Why would they deny a fine fellow such as yourself entry to the land of the free?

Because their ignorant dicks.

Andrechi · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:08 pm

Billy_McBong wrote:

Tontolini wrote:

Why would they deny a fine fellow such as yourself entry to the land of the free?

Because their ignorant dicks.

Best. Answer. Ever.

Would you ever consider participating on The Amazing Race?

Edit: He jus said I don't meet the requirements, and I kept asking me until he called the fucking guard. But I talked to another interviewer (more polite one) and the main reason I was given was that I do not own enough "things" or I am not attached to anything of great value for him (the visa interviewer) to think I won't stay in the US. So basically he told me I needed to have things to come back to my country... or something like that.

Anyways I hope he gets raped in the ass to death by a donkey.

monkeyoaron · **Posted:** Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:14 pm

What is the point of this topic? ^^;

DandyLion · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:50 am

HOLY CRAP! MONKEY!!!
and um.. it's to ask questions to billy... as the title may suggest =P

monkeyoaron · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:06 pm

Ok, why billy?
I mean I know he's jebus but I'm not much of a bleiver anymore XD

Andrechi · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:58 pm

Does the Popemovil has a mechanic or does it rely only on faith?

Billy_McBong · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:04 pm

monkeyoaron wrote:

What is the point of this topic? ^^;

It was originally for Mike to answer questions. But he bailed and I took his place.

DandyLion wrote:

and um.. it's to ask questions to billy... as the title may suggest =P

Who is the one that is supposed to be answering questions here?

monkeyoaron wrote:

Ok, why billy?
I mean I know he's jebus but I'm not much of a bleiver anymore XD

Because I have the goddamn answers that's why.

Andrechi wrote:

Does the Popemovil has a mechanic or does it rely only on faith?

The popemobil is powered by a midget on a treadmill.

monkeyoaron · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:14 am

OK here's a question, what do you think of the new sig I just made?

RioDamnation · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:49 pm

Which Beatle would you have sex with in the missionary position purely for procreation... if you could procreate with... other men. >-<

In other words, which Beatle is most attractive in your opinion? X3

AND WHY DO I KEEP CHANGING MY AVI?

/cruise control

Andrechi · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:43 am

What is the funniest name you have ever heard?

wdililn · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:35 am

What is the best meme EVAR?

Billy_McBong · **Posted:** Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:13 pm

monkeyoaron wrote:

OK here's a question, what do you think of the new sig I just made?

Pretty awesome. What's with that one face though? It's like the awesome face but with his tongue sticking out...and a hand.

RioDamnation wrote:

Which Beatle would you have sex with in the missionary position purely for procreation... if you could procreate with... other men. >-<

All of them.

I was working on a way to make myself pregnant from other men. But then I realized "fuck giving birth, I don't even want kids". Now I'm working on a way to make them pregnant after I finish raping them. It's very difficult to impregnate a dead corpse though.

RioDamnation wrote:

AND WHY DO I KEEP CHANGING MY AVI?

Identity problems maybe?

Andrechi wrote:

What is the funniest name you have ever heard?

Leroy. It's funniness once compelled me to randomly start calling one of my friends Leroy, stuck with him for a long time too. True story.

wdililn wrote:

What is the best meme EVAR?

Either the "god is real" meme or "marihuana MAKES YOU GO INSANE AND KILL EVERYONE!!" meme. Both have been used to troll so many people, so very well.

RioDamnation · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:42 am

Billy_McBong wrote:

RioDamnation wrote:

Which Beatle would you have sex with in the missionary position purely for procreation... if you could procreate with... other men. >-<

All of them.

I was working on a way to make myself pregnant from other men. But then I realized "fuck giving birth, I don't even want kids". Now I'm working on a way to make them pregnant after I finish raping them. It's very difficult to impregnate a dead corpse though.

All the Beatles are made of pure sex and gorgeousness. XD

Oh boy, it's going to be like Frankenstein, but with babies popping out of asses and you running away before they can start calling you 'Daddy'. XDD

Billy_McBong wrote:

RioDamnation wrote:

AND WHY DO I KEEP CHANGING MY AVI?

Identity problems maybe?

YOU ARE GAWD! O-O You're probably right in any case. XD

Oh, and a question, um... are you a fan of the "SAW" series? And if so, which one do you like the best?

wdililn · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:51 am

Do you still listen to the radio?

Andrechi · **Posted:** Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:30 pm

Did video kill the radio star?

Billy_McBong · **Posted:** Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:56 am

RioDamnation wrote:

Oh boy, it's going to be like Frankenstein, but with babies popping out of asses and you running away before they can start calling you 'Daddy'. XDD

Shit that would be a scary movie.

RioDamnation wrote:

YOU ARE GAWD! O-O You're probably right in any case. XD

Course, my psychology skills are unmatched.
<.<
>,>
Which is why I failed psychology. Naw it was actually because I didn't do shit in that class, I understood pretty much all the stuff.

RioDamnation wrote:

Oh, and a question, um... are you a fan of the "SAW" series? And if so, which one do you like the best?

I love that series. The first one is by far my favorite. The twist in it was unmatched.

wdililn wrote:

Do you still listen to the radio?

Occasionally. Such as if I forget to
put my CDs in my car.

Andrechi wrote:

Did video kill the radio star?

MTV showed that as it's first music video for a reason.

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